A rambling collection of personal thoughts, feelings, and experiences of popular culture, with serialised creative writing woven in for good measure. Social formality not included, so beware. Filled with natural human error.
Thursday, 26 April 2012
48fps and the death of cinema
It’s to do with the 48 frames per second that the film’s been shot in (which is twice as many as normal) and the look that it’s given it. Some people are saying that it’s a method that spoils the feel of what they’re watching; it takes away the stylistic sheen that we’re used to with movies and makes it look cheap, no matter how expensive and glamorous the production is.
Here’s a quote dated 24 April 2012 from the Ain’t It Cool News website about the “controversial” The Hobbit footage:
“…the big issue people walked out of the room this morning feeling is that the look of THE HOBBIT is not what they associate with filmic, or movie-like, or at all traditionally cinematic. The effect of watching 1970’s BBC television dramas as compared to US TV from the same era was mentioned by various people around me.”
Too much like a dated television show, you say?
Here’s my 19 December 2010 thoughts about Michael Mann’s film Public Enemies that addresses a very similar problem:
“I just can’t get to grips with Michael Mann’s choice and use of tv style digital film stock that makes you feel like you’re watching the behind the scenes documentary on the production.
I know he uses it for stylistic effect and to give his post The Insider output a grittier patina… but it just feels cheap and spoils the vast effort put into every other area of his recent films.
Plus the fly-on-the-wall documentary feel that his work now has doesn’t sit well with dramatic acting and the two art forms really do clash badly, making even the most earnest of performance seem strangely out of place and silly.
I tried watching Public Enemies, more than once, really I did, but I found the cinematography too detached, uninvolved and distracting.”
I hate to say “I told you so”, but… well.
This new digital 48fps filmmaking is taking away what people seem to love and cherish about cinema. It’s flattening out the illusion and taking away the magic.
I only hope that this new controversy will reminded people that just because you can do a thing it doesn’t always mean that you should do a thing.
The BBC also reports on the issue: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17836380
Monday, 23 April 2012
We Need to Talk About Kevin - film review
We Need To Talk About Kevin is a film about a mother trawling through her own biased and subjective memory to find an answer to why her first born child has grown up to be a mass murderer. We only see her side of the story and her take on events, therefore it seems that the film isn’t here to give it’s audience a balanced opinion, it’s here to be un-diplomatic, narrow minded and short sighted, just like many of it’s characters.
As a drama about an American high school shooting (this time with arrows instead of bullets… as if teenagers being brutally gunned down has become some sort of cinematic cliché) it’s not as haunting, mature or disturbing as Gus Van Sant’s 2003 film Elephant – which left me numb for days – and struggles to get to grips with what story it’s actually trying to tell. If it’s about a psychotic child/young man growing up to commit an unforgivable atrocity then it’s portrayal of the titular Kevin as an Omen style demon child, complete with high-angle shots of his dark and evil gazes, is ill conceived and borders on comical; if it’s about a woman being victimised by the tragedy’s survivors for bringing the perpetrator into the world then, once you see the key series of events from start to finish and realise that she’s just as much of a victim as the rest, you start to question why she’s so hated by the community; if it’s about a mother trying to work out where she went wrong with bringing up her offspring then there are great gaps in the film’s narrative that can only be described as plot holes which fail to explain important issues that desperately need explaining.
In the end We Need To Talk About Kevin is surprisingly mundane and, dare I say it, rather boring. We know what the film is inevitably building up to and what our thoughts/feelings are on the subject already, but in carefully structuring a narrative around these known quantities the filmmakers have steered clear of providing any answers, clear or otherwise, on the reasoning behind Kevin’s actions; it also refuses to find a satisfying emotional denouement which we mistakenly think this is all leading us to. In the end the film remains a nicely shot, elegantly arranged but slightly exploitative bore that tries to be deeper and more challenging than it actually is.
I recommend watching the aforementioned Elephant instead, or maybe even the more popcorn friendly The Omen, you’ll have a similar but more truthful and complete experience than if you try labouring through the tedium of We Need To Talk About Kevin, which simply has nothing to say.
2/5
Sunday, 15 April 2012
Canoe Adventure!
Not a media review, but I thought this write-up about a sporting activity might be of some interest to somebody.
The most important lesson I learned yesterday, whilst undertaking professional canoe training, was: get reasonably fit beforehand, as you’ll feel like a twat if you can’t zip up your wetsuit, and you really do notice your weight as you’re rocking unsteadily about on the water.
Oh and your muscles will hurt like shit the next day, so stock up on ibuprofen!
I went for this water-based adventure with my girlfriend’s doctor friend and two 17-year-olds, which my friend-of-a-friend is acquainted with through their parents. Or something. The teens wanted to do the canoeing for their Duke of Edinburgh awards (fuck knows what that is, but I heard the term floating about when I was at school), whereas I was there just for fun. The teens were a pleasant pair of kids and not too teenager-ish, although the girl did get a bit squeaky in the afternoon. Sigh. We all got on though, and seemed to bond under the physical duress of the whole experience.
Oh and I found out that what I thought was a canoe AKA the long, thin banana you slide into and row about in using a double-ended lightsaber paddle, isn’t technically a canoe at all.
It’s a kayak.
I also found out that my claustrophobia doesn’t like kayaks, so I literally had to bail out of mine before I even went out onto the water. Fortunately for me, the other type of boat we were there to try out was a larger, and more open, Canadian canoe. I’ve been in one of these before many years ago, actually in Canada itself, and am very comfortable inside. You manoeuvre about in these using just a single-ended paddle. The Canadian canoe is, apparently, harder to use and was meant to constitute the latter part of the day, but the instructor was impressed with how much of an affinity I had with it. This will be my one brag of the day. He even recommended that I seriously consider taking it up in the future.
Perhaps it’s my Canadian heritage that enabled me to master this vessel better. It’s in my blood, baby!
Stupidly, I didn’t pack any snacks to feast on throughout the day, as I was so worried about everything else that it just didn’t seem like a priority. I worry about everything all the time, so some things get left out. I was relieved, therefore, that tubes of Pringles were in much abundance amongst the group, so I accepted generous donations with ease.
So there’s another lesson: pack loads of crap to stuff in your face!
The weather for the day was a mixed bag. I was warm enough with the clothing I’d taken, but had to borrow some gloves from the instructor when the rain and hail arrived to affect my paddling. You need to plan for all conditions when heading out on the water! The wind came and went in random bursts, which really messed-up the ease of navigating on the lake. The canoe I used was more prone to being pushed about and dominated by gales than the sleeker kayaks. This meant that, at one point, when we were way out on the far side of the lake, the instructor had to guide me back to shore with his kayak, as I just couldn’t navigate the canoe effectively. My poor eyesight also had a lot to do with this, unfortunately. It was nice when the sun came out intermittently and warmed us all up. I think, based on this, that it’d be a nicer experience later on in the year when the weather is more consistent.
In my opinion, I was right about the timetable for the day being too intensive. I’d have enjoyed just a morning/afternoon session, but a 9-to-5 ordeal was a bit too much for my schlubby body. I gave up an hour early, as my too-small-for-me wetsuit began digging into my shoulders and caused a lot of pain, plus my energy levels had dropped to the point where I just didn’t care anymore. This turned out to be a wise move, as I missed the diving-out-of-the-kayak-in-the-middle-of-the-fucking-lake-and-swimming-to-shore exercise, which generated some very unhappy and soggy teenagers.
Ha! Serves you right for being young and healthy.
By the end of the day, the instructor still gave me a certificate as, even though I refused to get inside the kayak and missed the dreaded sea-evacuation exercise, he felt I was competent enough to take the award. Yay! What a sweetie.
I’m now looking into local watersport centres, which are quite in abundance around South Yorkshire. There’s one in Rother Valley which looks perfect, with a 90-minute Canadian canoe rental being £12, so maybe I can try and make a fortnightly/monthly excursion out there.
We shall see.
Do stay in touch, darlings.
Toodles!
Monday, 2 April 2012
The Adventures Of Tintin: The Secret Of The Unicorn – film review
When I sat down to watch Tintin after a long and tiring day of fruitless travelling I’d planned only to watch the first five minutes to give my excited little mind a taste of what I’d anxiously been waiting months and months for. About forty five minutes later I was still watching, unable to tear myself away from the stream-of-consciousness, runaway train of a storyline that hardly stops for a breath. The narrative mimics the ever calculating and deducing mind of it’s titular character, who’s always trying to find something positive and constructive in the moment, even when a trail goes dead. Tintin, who sometimes seems to be suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder or a condition somewhere along the autism spectrum, needs to report on something, even if he only completes half the adventure; but often that acceptance of “failure” opens up his mind, and the film’s story, to new ideas and possibilities.
In some ways I was startled by the greediness of the plot to utilise every action-adventure mechanism it could without holding back with a profiteering eye for sequels and spin-offs. It guzzles joyous clichés like a big, erm, cliché guzzling machine. But within the non-stop spinning cogs of the plot is a balleticism and poetry to the way each set-piece hands the baton over to the next. It’s not bloated and cold, it’s just eager and full of energy like a young boy playing with his collection of action figures.
The skill apparent in Steven Moffat, Edgar Wright and Joe Cornish’s screenplay is it’s tendency to allow time for character’s (and our feelings for them) to develop amidst the chaos; in fact they write the intimate scenes as if they too were action scenes. We learn about our protagonists’ back stories and lives whilst they’re dangling from boats and biplanes and cranes. It’s all in there, you just don’t notice it half the time until you’re cheering characters on and rooting for them to escape danger.
Elsewhere the strong vocal talents are an essential weapon in the film’s arsenal, although you can hardly recognise Simon Pegg and Nick Frost as the bickering Thompson twins, but I think there’s been a little tweaking going on in the studio to line the two very different sounding actors up. Daniel Craig flexes his vocal range as the dastardly villain and shows us he can do more than just play sombre, monotone secret agents. But at the core of the film is the charmingly destructive trapeze act of a relationship that’s shared between Tintin and Captain Haddock, played by Jamie Bell and Andy Serkis respectively, both of whom turn potentially one-dimension characters into many-faceted eccentrics; both aiding and antagonising the other as external forces constantly threaten to defeat them both.
Amazingly the film manages to make an important point about using or abusing alcohol to forget painful memories or to escape reality; in fact one scene in particular, a confrontation between Tintin and the alcohol dependant Haddock, reminded me of an exchange between me and my father a few years ago when I wasn’t coping with life very well. Yet somehow the tone of this underlining emotional message isn’t preachy or self-righteous (Haddock is endearingly back on the booze by the end once he’s stopped downing it for the wrong reasons), it simply implies that fun, adventure and the answers to a difficult riddle can emerge even when you’re completely sober.
Beyond the serious subtext that intermittently crops up, I found it a good sign that I exclaimed “WOW!!” more than once whilst watching the film. In a period where we’ve seen almost everything that cinema has to offer, Spielberg manages to take a format he himself has perfected in the past (particularly with Indiana Jones) and dazzles us with the novelty of his film’s unrelenting pace, helped greatly by the gravity defying “cartoon logic” that frees up the spirit of the action. And yet beyond the central goings-on there’s always something tinkering away on the periphery; whether it’s a slapstick aside or a layer of background crowd detail, you’ll find the mind-bogglingly complex vistas too much to take in and appreciate on just one viewing, so make sure you have a return visit.
The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret Of The Unicorn has the naïve, impatient and tempestuous drive of a child experiencing the world for the first time, and yet it’s harnessed with the experience and love for the motion of pictures that Spielberg has only gotten better at demonstrating over the years. The treasure for us isn’t the secret of the Unicorn, but that the film exists in the first place and the fact that Spielberg remains one of the few director’s of his generation still with the desire and ability to quench our thirst for cinematic spectacle, be it large or small.
5/5