Friday, 25 September 2026

Jim’s Shaft Trilogy Movie Marathon, Can You Dig It?!

A viewing experience a long time in the coming, due either to some form of unintentional, subconscious racism, or simply due to the films being set in the 1970s, the decade that taste and style forgot. I dearly hope it’s the latter. A lack of distribution in snowy-white England may also have been an issue, as, even today, the boxset now in my possession had to come from mainland Europe. 


While the fine details of John Shaft and his adventures weren’t well-known to me prior to my sitting down to experience them today, the iconic theme song, by Isaac Hayes, certainly was. I’ve heard parodies of it multiple times, across multiple platforms, from other films, to TV shows, and even podcasts. I know there are now two reboots that exist, confusingly also called “Shaft”, but I have little-to-no interest in those.


I’ll try not to discuss racial politics as best I can, even though the films appear to bring it up themselves. I’m just not educated enough in that area to do the subject justice. All I’ll say is that, after returning from a holiday in America, a friend informed me that, still to this day, you can cut the racial tension with a knife. What with the country voting in elderly right-wing lunatics as their leader, I can only assume another civil war is on its way.


As with all my movie marathon posts, this will be a “living document”, in that I’ll be writing it as I go along. Not always though, which should go some way into explaining the confused tense used. You know, instead of just pure incompetence. I’ll also avoid backtracking as much as possible, only doing so in order to clean up my usual poor grammar.


Anyway, on that note, let us flip the detective agency’s sign from CLOSED to OPEN and see what cases saunter on in.


SHAFT (1971)


“I’m supposed to take you to visit a lady. Come on.”

“I haven’t finished my espresso.”


I generally don’t find forced-“cool” to be particularly cool, instead preferring moments, like the above dry exchange, to be much more refined in the art of coolness. There are many moments like this in the original Shaft, which is what I enjoyed the most about it. Protracted scenes of characters stood around talking usually don’t make for great cinema, but these scenes are laced with so much tension that I feared my television would break under the stress. The actual action scenes are sparse and Howard Hawks/John Carpenter-brief, but they are well staged. The story, about our hero being hired to locate a rich man’s kidnapped daughter, is the average stuff of private detective fiction, but that’s fine. The simple case even blows-up into something bigger, threatening to incite a race war. I appreciated the scene where Shaft gives money to a shivering little street urchin, which aided in deepening Shaft’s character. He’s a complicated man, after all. The film doesn’t need this scene, but it’s there all the same. The final infiltration of the villain’s lair surely inspired Brian De Palma as much as Alfred Hitchcock, with the set piece’s music reminding me of Elliot Goldenthal’s scoring of the finale bank heist in Michael Mann’s Heat. I’m glad the two sex scenes didn’t go on too long, as gratuitous love making in movies is not welcome by this reviewer. I prefer the two art forms to be kept separate. Keep awkward groping out of cinema, and keep thoughtful cinematography out of porn. Deal? Deal. Overall, Shaft’s laconic pace often threatened to detach my concentration, but, after taking a brief powder to reinvigorate myself, I returned with glee. A thoroughly enjoyable experience indeed! Right, let’s up the “whakka-chikka-whakka-chikka” for…


SHAFT’S BIG SCORE! (1972)


“You oughtn’t talk to a lady that way! Where’s your fucking manners anyway?!”


Preach it, sister! Now the aspect ratio widens, as does the visual ambition of director Gordon Parks. While the gritty atmosphere of the first film sure was, erm, gritty, I’m a cinephile who prefers their slick framing/blocking. This all means the chaotic intimacy has gone, but I admire Parks for not trying to repeat himself. After all, this one does largely take place in the homes of the wealthy, which doesn’t work well in a documentary style. The plot is as inexplicably complex as the aforementioned Hawks’ own The Big Sleep, but I quite enjoyed being baffled by the goings on. Richard Roundtree’s titular “hero” is less honourable this time, with one scene in particular, where he beats up a mafioso out of revenge, lowering him to the status of a common thug. Two wrongs don’t make a right, John. Tsk, tsk. I initially thought said clarinet-playing mafioso was being portrayed by Alex Rocco or Sydney Pollack, but it’s some other dude. I guess you can’t have everything. The love scene is, once again, mercifully brief but genuinely erotic. Perhaps I’m going, ahem, “soft” in my old age. I enjoyed the jazz-based, rather than funk, musical score, which just goes to show that Parks wanted a different vibe to this one. There’s also a classic 70s car + boat + helicopter chase, which is always welcome. That’s the one thing Barry Lyndon definitely lacked! By the end, I still had no bloody idea what was going on, but this fact never stifled my enjoyment or made me want to cut today’s marathon short. Oh and the film features the one and only upper-floor apartment in the universe with a rear entrance. Go figure. Anyway, let’s get packing for…


SHAFT IN AFRICA (1973)


“Uptown dude like me, [they’ll] spot me a mile away.”

“Not if you’re briefed in tribal ways.”


Sigh. Ever since learning of the Shaft trilogy as a dumb teenager, I’ve yearned to see this one the most. I mean, just look at that title! Such glorious schlock. Saying that, it did bring to mind the embarrassing imperialist adventure films of the early-20th century, but I’ve always assumed none of that regrettable stuff would feature here. Well, as it turns out, we’ve lost Gordon Parks this time, being replaced by John Guillermin, the caucasian director behind the 1976 King Kong remake, Death on the Nile, and multiple Tarzan movies. Oh good grief. Now I’m worried! Yes, folks, Shaft has officially been sucked up by the Hollywood machine. We don’t even hear a black character speak until 7 minutes in, not until we’ve witnessed one being chased down and executed, like an animal, by white people. I said I wouldn’t naively bring up racial politics in the post, but this one’s really pushing me. The film mentions female circumcision twice, which is two times too many. I mean WTF?! The action is upped, but these moments are nowhere near as riveting as the subtle dialogue exchanges of its predecessors. Guillermin shoots as flatly as if he were making a sitcom, with none of the personality of Parks’ world. I’m now halfway through as I type these words, but struggling to continue. This is not a “Shaft” film, it’s something… ugly. The black characters here are merely a curiosity to the white filmmakers who have somehow infiltrated the series. End of story. I dearly hope Roundtree was strongarmed into returning out of contractual obligation. I haven’t read anything about the making of it, so there’s always the chance this was a passion project for the actor, but I sincerely doubt it. I did eventually crawl to the finishing line, but have nothing else to say. Don’t give Shaft in Africa your time and, if you can avoid it, you money. What a shame.


So, there you have it, two classic pieces of cinema and one piece of dated imperialist junk. It was a tragedy to end on such a sad note, but now I know why they never made any follow-up films. And why they keep trying to make amends for Shaft in Africa with numerous reboots.


Richard Roundtree has been a sterling guide through it all, with enough charm and charisma to even get me through that bizarre third one.


I’ve enjoyed today, two-thirds of it anyway, so I’ll hopefully do another marathon asap. I never did get around to the second half of my Pirates of the Caribbean one, but I’m so traumatised by the first three entries that my mind keeps blocking out my commitment. I do not believe this to be a bad thing.


Shut yo’ mouth, darlings.


Toodles!

Wednesday, 16 September 2026

Aliens vs. Pigtails


I’ve been told that, in general, women have a second-class status in Japanese society, and yet I experience countless examples of them being awesome and tough-as-nails in Japanese popular culture.


Go figure.


This mind burp was inspired by the “fix-up” film Attack from Space (1965), which condenses the serial Sūpā Jaiantsu (1957-59) into one confusing and ultra-violent mush.


Do go forth and kick much space-arse, sisters.


Toodles!

Tuesday, 15 September 2026

Framed to Perfection LIII


KHOCHU, CHTOB ON PRISHEL (1981)

Director: Eduard Gavrilov

Cinematographer: Boris Seredin


A charming little Russian film seemingly presenting the lives and loves of a community residing within an urban block of flats. The narrative mainly focusses on two boys, one a brooding tween, the other a bright-eyed toddler. The two boys become friends, with the latter accompanying his older chum to visit his sick mother in hospital. On the way, they encounter various oddballs and eccentrics and acrobats.


As one does.


The tween boy also pines after a girl in the apartment building, who returns the smitten-boy’s longing glances. The toddler himself manages to score with a random blonde girl playing hopscotch, whom the two boys encounter on their journey.


Nice one, lad.


While the story does not require flashy visuals, the film looks just beautiful, feeling like something made 30 years earlier. There’s a classic grain and heightened colours to the patina, although that may have something to do with my failing eyesight.


The above shot comes during a scene which, grim thanks to certain real-life tragedies, would feel rather creepy today. The tween boy takes the toddler down into a darkened basement, which contains a treasure trove of abandoned junk from previous tenants in the building. I think. That’s the vibe I got from it anyway, as I chose not to have the film translated for me by YouTube.


In general, the whole thing is a very sweet affair that won’t take up much of your time, with a lazy, rambling pace that I approve of very much.


You can find it here.


I’m still rather unwell in my own world, but attempting to post as and when I’m able. I’ve got a few posts planned, including a marathon or two, so you have those to look forward to. I alternate between getting better and worse, so I’m taking each day as it comes.


Cute foreign family films, such as this one, are keeping me company through it all and buoying my spirits greatly.


Do stay in touch, darlings.


Toodles!

Sunday, 6 September 2026

YOUTUBE RANDOMNESS: CDME


My new favourite band. So very cute. So very bad. Bless.


Let’s just hope they develop some edge fast once they hit puberty.


Do stay in touch, darlings.


Toodles!

Thursday, 3 September 2026

Framed to Perfection LII (52)


CHELOVEK IDVOT ZA SOLNTSEM (1962)

Director: Mikhail Kalik

Cinematographer: Vadim Derbenyov


They say never work with kids or animals, but adult humans are usually arseholes themselves, so what do they know?!


“Following the Sun”, to give it its English title, is a staggering coffee table film of visual ideas. It’s apparently Russian, but I got a very Mediterranean vibe from it, reminding me the most of Zazie dans le Metro. Only nowhere near as annoying.


It appears to tell the story of a little boy racing home across town before nightfall. As someone who suffers from nyctalopia, I literally have nightmares like this on a regular basis, often combined with being lost on the rail network. Go figure.


While there are dialogue-heavy scenes, the whole thing feels more like a silent film, with mostly music accompanying our diminutive protagonist as he encounters pockets of humanity. There are precocious street urchins, bickering couples, flamboyant musical theatre enthusiasts, and an attractive woman sporting pretty balloons. What the latter is a metaphor for, I cannot say.


Hmm…


Surely nowadays the film’s story would serve as a tedious cautionary tale about encountering strangers, but this is a simple fairytale, where the normal rules of life do not apply. It’s really about a child’s view of the world opening up as he reaches the cusp of puberty.


At least I think it is.


I hadn’t heard about Following the Sun until today, but I’d be surprised if it isn’t on a greatest films list somewhere. If it isn’t, then that’s a great shame indeed. I guess English-speaking folk aren’t keen to experience and promote anything Russian these days, but that’s their loss.


A sweet, charming, compulsive gem, which I beg you to spread the word about as best you can.


You can find it here.


Do stay in touch, darlings.


Toodles!






Wednesday, 2 September 2026

Intermission VI

Thanks to the crippling 3-month heatwave that has hit the UK this year, my ability to function in any capacity has been greatly reduced. I do not thrive in hot weather. I’m an autumn/winter person. I love existing under many layers of clothing and snuggling up to my duvet in bed. I also have very sedentary hobbies, which aren’t made very comfortable to do in temperatures that often make you feel like you’re suffocating. Also, I’ve been reluctant to have electrical appliances on for very long, which are, of course, often central to the life of a shy, awkward, lonely nerd.


Can you have an appliance that isn’t electrical?! Anyway…


The high temperatures have also meant that my diabetes-lowered immune system has made my body a hotel for bacteria. A hotel that doesn’t charge rent. This means I’ve been extra-prone to skin infections, so I’ve been in constant agony over the past few weeks. I’m not a masochist, so the pain has been shutting down my ability to indulge in my hobbies, even when things outside have cooled off a bit.


I’ve also been trying to deal with these painful infections by drinking heavily, which I’ve now decided to stop doing.


Oh and if all this wasn’t enough, the television in my lounge just died, which I suspect has something to do with the heat. It never was particularly reliable though, but the image was large and clear, which always helps when watching movies to review. The LG stand-in set I’ve taken from my bedroom, but it’s struggling to cope with modern HD players. Bless. It is trying though, so I’ll certainly be getting an LG replacement for the deceased lounge one, rather than another Panasonic.


The point of all this is that, whilst I have tried to post here and there, my overall output has been reduced. Whether or not you, patient reader, have noticed this, I cannot say. Perhaps a drop in the quality of what I have managed to publish may have been evident. I am updating my diary blog, The Salad of Convenience, on a regular basis, so do check that out if you’d like a peek behind the scenes of my sad little existence.


Well, I hope to be on the mend asap, especially since autumn is hurtling towards us. As an adult with no dependants, it’s always a joy when the kids go back to school after their long summer break, as it means the cold weather is finally on its way. Nothing personal against your kids, of course, as they’re actually pretty well-behaved in this neighbourhood. It’s the adults who’re a frigging nascence.


Feel free to join me in moaning about the weather, as it’s the one stereotypically-British trait that I don’t mind living up to.


Do stay in touch, darlings.


Toodles!

Sunday, 23 August 2026

Net Futures

“Why are you doing it?

How much better can you eat?

What could you buy that you can't already afford?”


“The future, Mr. Gittes! The future!”


 - Chinatown, 1974


I was just wondering about the future of the internet in this country, the United Kingdom of England Wales Scotland & Northern Ireland, since we do appear to be going through a time of awkward, clumsy, embarrassing change.


My general feelings are, that in order for the government to create its sterile vision of the web, it’ll need to block all social media. That uncouth medium is the government’s real problem. It would really like to try and divide it all, down the middle, between adults and children, but I doubt that’ll be 100% effective (“Hey, dad, I wanna watch porn, can you scan your face for me?” “Sure, son!”). Social media, as worthless for socialising as it is nowadays, will just have to go. Leaving only companies and organisations that the government approves of adding/uploading content.


No regular citizen input whatsoever.


Whilst I am certainly no expert in business or sociology, I believe this may have a knock-on effect of general foreign websites blocking UK users in retaliation. This has already started to happen. It may also mean that UK citizens will have no more need for much of the internet-friendly technology they have become accustomed to. There will just be a basic laptop per household, on which to do the weekly grocery shop and book holidays on. Information technology corporations will not like this whatsoever. Given that corporations have a major influence on who’s in power, this will cause political problems and possibly lead to the UK devolving into an isolated state.


How this will affect our economy, I do not know.


Remember the panic over ID theft years ago? Our “responsible” government told us not to divulge personal details or official documentation to anyone. Now that same government is falling over themselves to instruct us to behave in the opposite way. Nothing has changed, of course, but people are making money from our identities being passed around like the last good spliff at a music festival.


Sell, sell, sell.


One solution could be, that the government turns its back and pretends that the last ten years or so haven’t happened, allowing the internet to return to its early “wild west” days, with little-to-no government moderation. Or it could make major changes to the laws governing social interaction in general. Or it could go down the IT-sterilisation route and annoy and alienate and bore 70 million UK citizens.


I dunno.


I’ve been thinking about all of this in my position as a shy, awkward, lonely nerd. The sort of person who now only finds deeper loneliness within an internet designed to help people like me meet friends, have a casual laugh, and maybe find love. Thanks to easily accessible wifi, smartphones, and monetisation, all the people that social media was invented to get away from have now piled onboard and taken over.


The emptiness is deafening, but here’s the real core of the problem…


…children are not responsible or mature enough to own smartphones. End of story. It’s like putting a loaded gun in their hands. Instead, the government should issue them with a “brick” with numbers on it, that merely sends and receives phone calls and text messages. The government should also have an amnesty for current child-owned smartphones, offering cash compensation. Parents should then face penalties should they sneak smartphones back into their offsprings’ possession, and the government should apologise for not dealing with this growing problem sooner.


Saying all of this, I grimly suspect the whole IT-sterilisation route will continue to be taken, much to our dissatisfaction and suffering.


So, yeah, something for UK citizens to look forward to!


Do stay in touch, darlings.


Toodles!