Saturday, 3 January 2026

WANK BLOCKED!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: society has officially ruined social media for shy, awkward, lonely nerds. The people it was invented to escape from have flooded it and are now in charge, so now it’s dead.


My adult website of choice is now requiring proof of ID in order to view its content. I don’t think so. I opened my account fifteen years ago, which means, if I were below the required age, I would have had to have been under three when I joined.


Errr…


Fuck it, I’ll just use my imagination from now on. I have a pretty vivid one, after all. I’ll check back in a month or so and see what’s going on then. It is not my burden to protect your dependants on the internet. If you are unsure about their safety, then don’t let them use it. Simple. Stop ruining the casual fun of social media for the rest of us.


Who knows, perhaps my upcoming sexual frustration will lead to creativity.


Let me know if this is affecting your life too.


Do stay in touch, kinky darlings.


Toodles!




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